You slap it on a gay man, and they are nothing short of fierce. Fashion, bitch- I mean seriously, there are some ensembles out there that no straight man could EVERRRR think about wearing. This leaves us free to have our cake AND eat it too.Ĥ. Straight people, although they are just as welcomed in a gay bar, they are way less likely to do it, without having a gay to invite or force them into it. We infiltrate just about every bar without regard. Now, you could argue that “all bars are straight bars”, but lets be real here. It just seems to keep happening.like a big gay fluke. Gay Bars- First of all I am not intentionally making these all start with the letter G. And, we don’t have to be forced into a shotgun wedding, to avoid having a bastard child after we fucked in a bathroom stall at 7-11(for the record, their bathrooms are very well kept).ģ. We don’t have to digest morning after pills. But guys don’t have to worry about accidentally knocking up their boyfriend’s asshole. Getting Pregnant- Lets get down to brass tacks here. I don’t see any straight parades where a girl gets to have her cooter hanging out next to a guy with wearing a bondage nipple tie (unless Girls Gone Wild has a parade I’m forgetting about).Ģ. Gay Pride Parade– Obviously, this is something that we get to partake in every single year.
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